Friday, March 14, 2008

Fuck this shit.

I hate online poker something fierce right now.

$6 --> $0 at PLO with my money in good for the second night in a row.

At NLHE, my KK just gets worked over. Desperately wanted a blank on the turn, but of course not, and the river is even worse. Both fucktards managed to suck out on me and win the minimum in the process.

Then, I'm not getting away from this one. A diamond on the turn would have been sweet justice for his play.

Then I get fed up entirely as on table two, two morons are going on about "everyone knows the rivers on this site or more set up than on any other site out there," and they reference the very next hand as an example, when AJo and AQo get it all in on an AT4A board.

Because that's the first time ever that two big aces got it all in on an AAxx board. Ever. Pretty amazing stuff, the audacity of Cake to program the game to have unheard of results like that and claim they are on the up and up.

$6 --> $0
$20 --> $8-something.
74 Hands or so.

I don't know how much I lost on the second table, I chatted, "paranoid morons" and quit.

I'm on hiatus from Cake play, this is permatilting me.

4 comments:

Sushi Cowboy said...

Best blog post headline...ever.

royalbacon said...

Yeah, that's a bunch of crap. But don't leave cake!

Ryan said...

I'll be back, but I need a break. It's not just this session...it has been a month since my last relevant winning session on Cake. A month. Of logging in, losing, and logging out. The one positive spike in my graph since the high point at around hand 11K was rakeback.

From $351 --> $226 ($211 without the rakeback) in thirty days with almost no winning sessions is enough to require a break of at least a week or more.

I need to get so far away from it that when I come back, $226 just feels like the current total I'm building upon. Right now, $226 represents $125 I've lost and I want to chase, and that's not going to help me at the table.

Remember when you were complimenting me on getting and staying above $300? Yeah, I remember too, and that's the problem.

Marshall said...

Smart move Ryan. Cake isn't going anywhere, and you will know when your head is clear again. If you are seeing a trend like this, there might be some poor play at work here to go along with a bad run, and you can control the first one by taking a break and resetting.